Chris ([info]just0chris) wrote,
2006-02-14 08:39:00
  • Mood: apathetic
So I'm watching TV.

The WB specifically.

So I have an idea for a new religion. Or at least a new god. He'd be omnipresent, too, like the other god. But he'd just be a hand. And whenever you were doing something stupid, the hand of god would smack you across the face, in the hopes that you would learn your lesson. We're not talking about an invisible hand, or some god you just have to believe in. We're talking about an actual, giant godhand that everyone can see. And when you do something stupid ::PA-KOW::.

I think that's a god whose philosophy I could agree with.

Bitchslapping for a better tomorrow.
Tags: epiphany, religion

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[info]noritha

February 14 2006, 15:25:43 UTC 6 years ago

When your god needs art, I've got some ideas.

[info]just0chris

February 15 2006, 05:11:14 UTC 6 years ago

Heh, thanks. Godhand always needs art.

[info]mrnihil

February 14 2006, 16:03:45 UTC 6 years ago

i like it, lets make one.

[info]padre_elephante

February 14 2006, 23:34:48 UTC 6 years ago

you know, the WB is joining up with UPN to form one super-channel of low budget shows, aimed at minorities, pre-teen girls and families.

[info]just0chris

February 15 2006, 05:11:36 UTC 6 years ago

Yeah, I know. They need a new God.

[info]padre_elephante

February 15 2006, 14:53:57 UTC 6 years ago

i didnt realize that your new god was for the conglomerate channel. i expect that aaron spelling will release a full roster of preachy show ideas in the near future, so you better get your God out there.
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