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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|04:18 pm] |
Someone should write a book, "Not Dying, For Dummies".
Maybe it should be me. |
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[Nov. 20th, 2009|04:47 am] |
I like this bump: "The Heroes are trying to save the world. The least you can do is get caught up with what they're doing."
It basically boils down to, "Save the world. Pay a-fucking-ttention!" |
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| Writer's Block: Talking Turkey |
[Nov. 12th, 2009|11:40 pm] |
I...I won't. The internet's pretty cool for recipes, but I've yet to see it actually cook a turkey. Once it works that bit out, then we can talk. |
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| No, seriously though, there are zombies. |
[Nov. 12th, 2009|01:33 am] |
Well, I have been doing one thing. I've been playing Dragon Age: Origins.
So far, I've managed to get one of the female characters to fall in love with me, with make outs and everything. I, of course, am playing a female character, because that is what I do usually. And I went after one of the female characters because, well, that's also what I do. Usually. I think I can also get one of the guys to fall in love with me, too. My ultimate goal is to have the entire party fall in love with me, after which point I expect the party structure to evolve into an orgy. I have a lot of respect for Bioware, so I'm pretty sure they planned for this and it'll all work beautifully. I mean, they probably won't show the actual orgy, but it'll be strongly implied, and that's the best you can hope for in these types of games.
Oh, the killing monsters, leveling up and saving the world part of the game is also fun. It's actually quite challenging, I've died a number of times. Clearly, I need more traps, and poison, but money is a pretty precious commodity in game, at least so far. Really though, everyone knows organizing an orgy is a lot harder than saving the world. That's why there are thousands of games about saving the world, and very, very few about orgies at all. Even Japanese H games generally focus on getting one, or at best two, girl at a time and having to replay to get the rest. But I have complete confidence in my ability to create a virtual orgy. |
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[Nov. 11th, 2009|02:40 am] |
I should probably start doing something. Nothing takes up too much of my time. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|12:48 am] |
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I was kidnapped and forced to play Borderlands last night (Sunday night). It is basically Diablo the FPS. That is a compliment, and I would play again. |
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| The Gathering Storm |
[Oct. 30th, 2009|04:16 am] |
Book 12 of the Wheel of Time came out on Tuesday. I finished it around 7:00 am Thursday morning. And then I slept, so, you know, I wouldn't die, of death.
The book was excellent, I enjoyed every moment of it (which is not something I can say for every book in the series...I'm looking at you The Great Hunt. God you sucked a lot for having one of the best scenes in the whole damn series.) And Brandon Sanderson was an excellent choice, the thing was seamless. I guess he's earned me going out and picking up some of his books now.
That is all. And he better not take 2 years to finish the next one. He says he's halfway done, like that really means anything. |
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| Conversation in a graveyard. |
[Oct. 3rd, 2009|04:10 am] |
"Are you serious?"
"Have I ever been serious?"
"Aren't you always serious?"
"...have I ever not been serious?"
"Are you serious right now?"
".......have I ever killed you and buried your body?"
"Aren't you killing me and burying my body now?"
"I hate it when they try to make conversation...." |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|05:41 am] |
I'm a shallow breather.
I don't mean I breathe loud or snore or pant like a dog or anything. I don't make noise when I breathe, but my breaths are very shallow.
I noticed this today while trying to take deep breaths and realizing that my deep isn't very deep at all. I think this may have something to do with my laziness. Either I'm lazy because I'm not getting enough oxygen, or I breathe shallow because I'm too lazy to breathe really hard.
Anyway, anyway, taking deep breaths hurts. I realized this is because I have a very small lung capacity, and when I take a deep breath my lungs are trying to expand, but they keep bumping into rib, and ribs don't expand so well. I need to go back to swimming. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2009|07:39 pm] |
As long as we're talking about bad English, I would like to point out to all fansubbers & fantranslators that prospective and perspective are two different words. I don't just mean they're slightly different, I mean they are so different that they don't even really belong in the same conversation. It's not the translators I blame though, it's the editors. You call your self editors, and you don't catch this in what I'm hoping to god is your native language (otherwise why are you editing in that language)? And this is not a typo, you can't accidentally put 'pro' instead of 'per' unless its one of those brain typos (where you're thinking the wrong thing so you type the wrong thing).
Either way, fucking stop it. |
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| Writer's Block: Do you check your stars? |
[Sep. 26th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
No. Everyday and it keeps resulting in my death, luckily I've got a lot of extra lives I stole fro...you know what, never mind that. Do people even do that? |
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| Nazism |
[Sep. 24th, 2009|03:55 am] |
I've decided what my least favorite internet corruption of the English language is.
"For all intensive purposes."
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
What are these "intensive purposes" you refer to? How are the purposes more intensive than any other purpose. Are you just that dedicated to these damn purposes? What does this even fucking mean!? Do you know?
The saying is, "for all intents and purposes". Which basically means 'for any reasonable purpose'. Every time I see the corruption I want to beat my head in.
Also, what does post-ironic even mean? After the 80's? |
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